Paranoia - The Uncooperative Board Game

[SECURITY CLEARANCE: INFRARED - CLEARED FOR ALL CITIZENS]

Attention Citizen: Welcome to Alpha Complex, the perfect (and in no way dystopian) city run by the benevolent and infallible Computer!

A highly replayable game of sci-fi slapstick one-upmanship for 2-6 players, Paranoia: The Uncooperative Board Game will leave you and your friends in stitches - both figuratively and literally*!

(*Medical-grade stitches sold separately)

Prove your loyalty! Complete missions for The Computer - by sneaking, snitching and scheming - to earn the highest Clearance Level! Rest assured, your clone will absolutely not die in spectacularly horrible ways. In the unlikely event of their premature demise, your next clone will do better! Probably!

Replicate the sprawling levels of Alpha Complex with side-scrolling modular map tiles for tons of replayability. Of course, if you are found in an area outside your clearance level, enjoy the free Extreme Physical Harm Experience™ courtesy of your friendly* local Guard Bot!

(*Friendliness levels may vary. Befriending Guard Bots may be hazardous to your health.)

But watch out for Troubleshooters using treasonous mutant powers and advancing the agendas of seditious secret societies! Remember: other Troubleshooters are NOT your friends. Consider them more as ‘traitors-in-waiting’ or ‘potential target practice’ to ensure you remain loyal to Friend Computer!